Comedy Break…..

Thanks to Tom Hawver for this one…

 

 

COWBOY WHISPERER

Cowboy: “That your dog?”

Indian: “Yep.”

Cowboy: “Mind if I speak to him?”

Indian: “Dog no talk.”

Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it going?”

Dog: “Doin’ all right.”

Indian: (Look of shock!)

Cowboy: “Is this Indian your owner?” (Pointing at the Indian…)

Dog: “Yep.”

Cowboy: “How’s he treating you?”

Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes
me to the lake once a week to play.”

Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”

Indian: “Horse no talk.”

Cowboy: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”

Horse: “Cool.”

Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

Cowboy: “Is this your owner?” (Pointing to the Indian…)

Horse: “Yep.”

Cowboy: “How’s he treating you?”

Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down
often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather.”

Indian: (Look of total amazement)

Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”

Indian: “Sheep lie.”

 

 

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About davesimmons1234

A true American that is sick tired and fed up with minorities,government,and their attempts at turning this Great country into a vast waste land of welfare,thugs and savage black subhumans.Also cannot stand and WILL NOT support "refugees" that are Muslim and hell bent on destroying the USA. FUCK THAT!
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